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term='thundersnow'/><category term='Harford County'/><category term='lemonade'/><category term='America&apos;s Rudest Cities'/><category term='Live Baltimore'/><category term='Truck Nutz'/><category term='Jessica Kartalija'/><category term='mowing the lawn sucks'/><category term='Wireless Google'/><category term='Burglary 101'/><category term='food'/><category term='reading is un-American'/><category term='Baltimore Wins Miss Congeniality'/><category term='$25 Toys R Us Gift Card'/><category term='13.5'/><category term='Michael Steele'/><category term='picklephobia'/><category term='lawsuits'/><category term='snow'/><category term='Detroit'/><title type='text'>Comments on Insane Baltimore: Dude, Where's My Car? Oh, under that white stuff.</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.insanebaltimore.com/feeds/2300635530593201171/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4947723530479818649/2300635530593201171/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.insanebaltimore.com/2009/12/dude-wheres-my-car-oh-under-that-white.html'/><author><name>OM</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1pINz6H54Ys/SbU1LzgDEEI/AAAAAAAAA_w/ZESfDxH-plQ/S220/1214061643.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>5</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4947723530479818649.post-2423016547091595058</id><published>2009-12-24T18:29:24.752-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-24T18:29:24.752-05:00</updated><title type='text'>MommyK, honestly, my car is stronger than my neigh...</title><content type='html'>MommyK, honestly, my car is stronger than my neighbors&amp;#39; lawn chairs, so I don&amp;#39;t mind losing my spot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anonymous, I actually heard someone say that today. But that would involve thinking ahead, which is not something I ever want to be caught doing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wolfbernz, Merry Christmas. I actually gave that movie 5 stars on Netflix because I love it. I consider it the modern-day Odyssey. Something like that. Netflix has been looking at me funny ever since.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Claude, for a second our block was a real ideal America the beautiful. People were helping each other, careful not to wake up the junkies. I gave my shovel to a guy who didn&amp;#39;t even live there and told him to leave it on my porch. Another guy gave me his broomstick to dust off my car. But it didn&amp;#39;t last long. A couple of hours later a neighbor gave me a finger because I didn&amp;#39;t see her when I was pulling up. And of course I checked on the guy with my shovel every few seconds. And the junkies woke up, which means I now have a Giant shopping cart in front of my house (they use those as moving trucks after they hit each other).</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4947723530479818649/2300635530593201171/comments/default/2423016547091595058'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4947723530479818649/2300635530593201171/comments/default/2423016547091595058'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.insanebaltimore.com/2009/12/dude-wheres-my-car-oh-under-that-white.html?showComment=1261697364752#c2423016547091595058' title=''/><author><name>OM</name><uri>http://www.insanebaltimore.com/</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.insanebaltimore.com/2009/12/dude-wheres-my-car-oh-under-that-white.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4947723530479818649.post-2300635530593201171' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4947723530479818649/posts/default/2300635530593201171' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1768911764'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4947723530479818649.post-3627393891016192124</id><published>2009-12-24T10:49:41.791-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-24T10:49:41.791-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Back in the mid-90s when we had that other blizzar...</title><content type='html'>Back in the mid-90s when we had that other blizzard, I was living in Northern NJ. My driveway was about 200 feet long, so we had a snowblower. I&amp;#39;d use it to do my driveway, my sidewalk and the one belonging to the old lady next door, who lived on the corner. So it took me a LONG time to do a single pass on all the pavement involved. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I also used it to help dig out a couple of the neighbors&amp;#39; cars. Some other neighbor complained about our shoveling/blowing snow into her driveway, which she never used (she was on the opposite corner from the old lady and parked on the other street). So just for the giggles, when I was finished with the dig-out, I blew out her driveway from one end to the other. I actually guilted her into being a better neighbor till the day I moved. (-:</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4947723530479818649/2300635530593201171/comments/default/3627393891016192124'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4947723530479818649/2300635530593201171/comments/default/3627393891016192124'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.insanebaltimore.com/2009/12/dude-wheres-my-car-oh-under-that-white.html?showComment=1261669781791#c3627393891016192124' title=''/><author><name>Claude</name><uri>http://baltimorediary.typepad.com</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.insanebaltimore.com/2009/12/dude-wheres-my-car-oh-under-that-white.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4947723530479818649.post-2300635530593201171' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4947723530479818649/posts/default/2300635530593201171' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-556926288'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4947723530479818649.post-5072124410402144399</id><published>2009-12-23T22:40:11.489-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-23T22:40:11.489-05:00</updated><title type='text'>I just use my tractor and push everything out of t...</title><content type='html'>I just use my tractor and push everything out of the way...LOL&lt;br /&gt; I guess on the Eastern Shore we can get away with that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Merry Christmas&lt;br /&gt;PS I just watched that movie again!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4947723530479818649/2300635530593201171/comments/default/5072124410402144399'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4947723530479818649/2300635530593201171/comments/default/5072124410402144399'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.insanebaltimore.com/2009/12/dude-wheres-my-car-oh-under-that-white.html?showComment=1261626011489#c5072124410402144399' title=''/><author><name>Wolfbernz</name><uri>http://www.blogdumps.com/bdblog</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.insanebaltimore.com/2009/12/dude-wheres-my-car-oh-under-that-white.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4947723530479818649.post-2300635530593201171' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4947723530479818649/posts/default/2300635530593201171' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1605506036'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4947723530479818649.post-3281364337117714271</id><published>2009-12-21T00:21:01.804-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-21T00:21:01.804-05:00</updated><title type='text'>put tarp on car pull off  when snow stops pull off...</title><content type='html'>put tarp on car pull off  when snow stops pull off</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4947723530479818649/2300635530593201171/comments/default/3281364337117714271'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4947723530479818649/2300635530593201171/comments/default/3281364337117714271'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.insanebaltimore.com/2009/12/dude-wheres-my-car-oh-under-that-white.html?showComment=1261372861804#c3281364337117714271' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.insanebaltimore.com/2009/12/dude-wheres-my-car-oh-under-that-white.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4947723530479818649.post-2300635530593201171' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4947723530479818649/posts/default/2300635530593201171' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-2071063442'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4947723530479818649.post-212560420381837804</id><published>2009-12-20T14:23:02.540-05:00</published><updated>2009-12-20T14:23:02.540-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Make sure you get your lawn chair out now.  You kn...</title><content type='html'>Make sure you get your lawn chair out now.  You know, to save the spot you dig out wrong.  :)</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4947723530479818649/2300635530593201171/comments/default/212560420381837804'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4947723530479818649/2300635530593201171/comments/default/212560420381837804'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.insanebaltimore.com/2009/12/dude-wheres-my-car-oh-under-that-white.html?showComment=1261336982540#c212560420381837804' title=''/><author><name>MommyK</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/15397302130308197831</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://bp0.blogger.com/_-wB9YMBJvbQ/SCJazaW_i6I/AAAAAAAABfg/kWbNjLooRKY/S220/P5021428.JPG'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.insanebaltimore.com/2009/12/dude-wheres-my-car-oh-under-that-white.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4947723530479818649.post-2300635530593201171' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4947723530479818649/posts/default/2300635530593201171' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-1204478713'/></entry></feed>
