Thursday, April 15, 2010

I Can't Wait for Baseball Season to Begin!

Baltimore Orioles

Man, I can't wait for Baseball season to start. Meanwhile our local team has been practicing with some second rate team, trying out all the bench players to let them have their day in the sun. And if we lose, who cares? It's just a friendly. But like everyone else, I can't wait for the real season to start, to see the real players!

Other than that, when I hear about athletes buying giant mansions and dating sexy supermodels, I say Good for them, because they deserve everything the world has to offer. Fair enough. After all, they makes us happy. And they Role-Model us.

What? Well NOW it's a verb.

In other words, WHAT THE HELL, ORIOLES?

3 comments:

Momma C said...

Maybe they're just lulling the rest of the league into a false sense of security before we start kicking their butts.

.500 is all I ask really.

sigh

Dorothy said...

Sounds right to me, it's a strategy and it might be working.

Dorothy from grammology
grammology.com

InsaneBaltimore said...

Momma C, it's working. This is a genius plan! Oh, the fun we'll have when they decide to win!

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