Tuesday, March 9, 2010

I've Unlocked Your Mama on Foursquare

Royal Farms

Saw my first Tea Party sign yesterday. In Hampden. I know, crazy, right? Oh, what's a Tea Party? It's when you hate black Presidents.

I had fries in Five Guys downtown, and I was thinking, "I wish I had Foursquare so I could unlock this place," and then I realized I had no idea what it meant.

Still a few mountains of dirty ice scattered around the city. Remember those crazy ice storms? Remember we all woke up at 4am because of the THUNDERSNOW? Or did we collectively imagine all that?

Speaking of Hampden, Hey, Golden West, more pictures of Jesus eating dinner, less dead animals on the walls, OK?

Oh, and I was in Port Discovery last week. They have a model of a Royal Farms there, complete with a gas station and some groceries. Very realistic, but just not sad enough. Where are the old people standing in line for the lottery? Where's the junky leaning on the door? It didn't even smell like chicken wings!

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