Friday, February 26, 2010

An Open Letter to the Residents of Rodgers Forge

Seriously, what's with the lawn chairs? It's been two weeks, you spoiled brats!

Lawn chair

The End.

4 comments:

FishHawk said...

I suppose this is one of those things when you really do need to have been there.

The Baltimore Chop said...

We're about to start a chair collection in our basement in the wee hours.

We figure we'll put one out in the alley every trash day til they're gone.

Kayris said...

Don't people in Rodgers Forge have driveways?? Saving curb spots when you also have a driveway? SPOILLLLLLEEEDDDDD...

InsaneBaltimore said...

FishHawk, Oh, here's the short story: Two weeks ago we had two crazy snow storms that traumatized us for the rest of our lives. But while most of us try to move on, people in this one neighborhood still use their lawn chairs to guard their parking spots. Because they're brats. Unless they have a perfectly good reason.

Chop, that's a good one. Smart asses with their "Would you drive so fast if your children lived here?" signs. They'll miss their lawn chairs during the summer.

Kayris, yet something tells me this is going to end with me apologizing. Doesn't it seem like there just HAS to be a better explanation than Too Good to Shovel?

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