My neighbor shoveled the roof above her porch. It's a rowhouse. Couldn't she shovel mine too? I hope my roof collapses, so I can give her the stink-eye.
I shoveled a path for the dogs in the back. Almost fell down the steps. My wife would have found me frozen like Jack Nicholson in The Shining. Only with a shovel instead of an axe.
I'll give you five big ones if you dig out my car. (here's a picture of one big one. Imagine five of those!)
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Yep, you belong in Baltimore.
That's right. Because if there's anything I like more than 30" of snow, it's double that amount surrounding my car because of the snowploughs.
Remember when Marty Bass got locked up in the park? It was so rough on him, he lost his toupee. Undercover story, yeah.
Ooh, I guess I haven't been around here that long... But I saw a WBAL reporter got locked out of her van while reporting on the snow. She was a cutie so she didn't have to wait long for a passing locksmith.
Deborah Weiner gave a city cop a hard time for not enforcing phase 3 of the snow emergency plan. Would have been a hoot if he had locked her up!
Hey, never too late.
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