Dude, Where's My Car? Oh, under that white stuff.

Enjoying yourselves, Baltimore? I was hiding in the house, playing dead, knowing my neighbors would shovel the sidewalk in front if I play my cards right. Which apparently I did, because the front was clear. But what about the cars? Dear Neighbors, my cars are not going to clear a path for themselves, you know!

So the whole block is clear, apart from one house. When it comes to that particular house, though, all you need to do is tell them there's some heroin at the bottom of the snow and they'll be outside digging. Otherwise, they'll be out of the house the next time they get arrested, thank you very much.

Another problem with my block is that there are too many self-assigned Block-Sheriffs. Everyone is telling me what I'm doing wrong when I shovel my car out. Just because in the process I covered my neighbor's car with snow? And another neighbor says she's really proud of everyone who worked so hard.

Thanks, I guess.