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Sunday, January 25, 2009
Baltimore Must Remain Insane
In the name of all that is holy, we can't have the Obama people moving to Baltimore. For years I've been so proud of telling people my city was insane, or at best, strange. Maybe different.
Then Jenna Bush moved here and it was like we had won the insanity lottery. I was patiently waiting for Rod Blagojevich to move in (upon his release). Maybe that diaper-wearing astronaut? Wouldn't it be great to have our own Captain Underpants?
But now Baltimore Live wants to ruin everything and turn this place into a functioning city.
What am I supposed to do with my blog if this atrocity happens?
Oh, and Jessica, nice eyes.
Oh, and you might want to correct the wnat to want.
2 comments:
overheard once in Mt Vernon (snooty middle aged woman) "Baltimore isn't as sophisticated as DC but it's getting there"
That's a good one. I try to be always mindful not to become that DC Suburbs couple from A Dirty Shame, who moved to Baltimore because it's ironic.
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