Recently, the mother of a 7-year-old who was arrested for sitting on a dirt bike was suing for $10 million (that's the latest amount I've heard of. I also saw $30 million and $40 million. Who knows...). Now, the most famous skateboarder in America (who doesn't have a video game named after him, but does have over two million YouTube fans) is going for a more modest sum: $6 million.
That's a lot of money. I think I'm going to use the last of my change, get a cheap skateboard, and go to the harbor. Bring it on, city police. I've got nothing to lose, and a lot to win.
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Good morning Baltimore, wow that's a lot of money, indeed a load of cash, I'll have some of that!
Where's me skateboard!
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The beauty of it is that you don't even need to know how to skate. All you have to do is find the douchiest-looking cop and stand around with a skateboard. Unfortunately, you need someone to make the video. That's okay. Obviously the city has enough money for both of you.
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