I knew there was something fishy about Phelps

Went Down-the-Ocean for a few days. Everyone's talking Phelps. You just can't get people to stop talking about this guy. Phelps this. Phelps that. And everyone makes a point of telling the Ocean City temp-workers that Phelps lives just next door to them. Seriously, if he wins number eight tonight he'll be so big, McCain will have to do an ad about him.

Enough. I'm taking care of it right now. Let the swiftboating begin.

Phelps is a Muslim. He went to a Madrassa in Afghanistan. Everyone knows that.